my little blog

Girls liking guys with brains

2011-11-28T18:40:00.002+08:00

I always like it when girls say they like guys with brains .. at least it means they are not psychotic necrophiliac!

Learning from young

2011-11-02T04:17:00.001+08:00

There's no shame BEING dumber than the young ones. But it's sure a great shame REMAIN dumber

After a long time!!!

2006-05-19T00:23:00.000+08:00

Huh .. finally getting to blog again .. after all these while .. so many things I'll really wanna .. I think I am currently at a stage in life where i really don't care a shit what people think about me .. my blog .. my beliefs .. my philosophy ..

I NOW STAKE MY CLAIM TO THIS BLOG AS MINE!!

and Mine solely!! no prick shall determine what I put up on this blog except I Me and Myself!

don't stick you tongue out at me!

2006-02-14T04:10:00.000+08:00

don't stick you tongue out at me!
Originally uploaded by midgeymoo.

sdfs

WTO delegates warned: don't eat shark's fin

2005-12-21T13:01:00.000+08:00

Out dated .. but then ..

Delegates hoping to sample some of Hong Kong's gastronomic delights during the World Trade Organisation (WTO) summit this week have received a stark message from activists: keep away from shark's fin.

An environmental pressure group, Hong Kong People's Council for Sustainable Development, urged the 11,000 delegates and journalists attending the trade talks to avoid the luxury dish in the city's high-end Chinese restaurants, the South China Morning Post reported Tuesday.

The popularity of the delicacy -- usually served in a soup -- is blamed for overfishing of shark, which has reduced many species to near extinction.

The council also demanded the WTO impose restrictions on the sale of shark's fin in line with Cites rules, which govern trade in endangered species.

"We hope the WTO rules can be adjusted in line with these international conventions," council chairman Albert Lai was quoted as saying in the report.

Hong Kong is the centre of the world's shark's fin trade -- some 80 percent of all fins sold on the world market come through here.

Environmentalists say shark's fins are harvested inhumanely in a process called "finning" in which fishermen hack off the limbs of live sharks and dump their bodies back to sea to die.

Although tasteless, the gelatinous dish's high price makes it a status symbol and its consumption is considered a mark of wealth.

Betting on Miss World

2005-12-21T12:37:00.000+08:00

CNA

Wah liao .. Miss World contest also can bet .. how abt betting on the number votes PAP will win the next election ..

Really Freak Accident

2005-11-15T15:38:00.000+08:00

A freak accident in "The Age".

Ok .. yes .. my blog is getting a lil morbid with the recent posts .. but this is really damn choon lor ..

Hold a plate plate >> Fall Down >> Plate breaks >> Plate slices neck >> Man Dies ..

Life is so BRITTLE ..

Condom Ratings by FDA .. Good news for a lot my friends out there

2005-11-11T10:10:00.000+08:00

This is a good news for a lot of my friends out there. At least it's easier to choose those rubbers now .. ..

FUCK

2005-11-09T23:19:00.000+08:00

This is a good literature of the most commonly used and abused word .. FUCK ..

It has the history and evolution of the favourite word ..

.. Ok .. .. I was really fucking bored .. so I decided to just type some words into google and .. ta ta .. An excellent article to debunk the the myths about the FUCK .. like the common myth that has been circulating in the emails .. the "Fornication Under Consent of the King" .. which I had doubted since the 2nd time I read it

.. I mean "Fornication" means sex with some u are not married with .. not with your wife .. HALLO .. if Fornication is sex with spouse .. I think Clinton will be the least scandalous man on Earth ( .. kiddin ..)

New Coke Bottle Shares my Birthday!!

2005-11-09T17:27:00.000+08:00

This is a damn bloody ego statement .. but Coke has announced the launch of their new aluminium bottles series .. ON MY BIRTHDAY .. yah outdated news .. .. SO WAT .. My birthday .. I happy leh!!

Cool Movie Site .. with quite a bit of Fan-Film

2005-11-08T20:45:00.000+08:00

Decade of Decadence .. the 80s

2005-11-08T04:00:00.000+08:00

It is party time .. just dropped by Phunk Studio and saw their party this weekend at Zouk .. .. by RSVP only .. .. wonder when will he call me up .. .. he'd better .. ;P ..

Free Photo host by Photo-i of Hardwarezone

2005-11-08T02:04:00.000+08:00

You can now host fotos at Photo-i .. sound like a really cool service .. gonna register myself liao .. only drawback .. No porno !!

Some Rantings

2005-11-08T02:01:00.000+08:00

It's fucking 3:21am and I am still awake! Urrghh .. Really tired ..

But then, well .. gotta make some $$ so .. boh-piens lah ..

Currently, I am running a few projects .. big and small .. fortunately most are still small .. (hmmm .. or should it be unfortunately they are still samll ) ..

1) Work :: I'll save the explanation .. I'd rather describe the mole on my dick than my job .. at least I am sure I can make it sound less boring

2) Blogasia.biz :: Yes .. that is where I blog for my company .. .. Just came to an agreement that I will given a lil' token for blogging (trust me that it's really a token only) .. so most efforts should go there ..

3) myAudioSpa.com :: That's a project between me and some friends .. should this pull thru .. It will spell a good Christmas for .. .. *sigh* .. really bring back memories of me best friend Alvin .. the days of selling Christmas Cards .. .. Yah .. he and te bunch at Phunk are really a bunch of wacky crazy entrepreneurs .. looks like I got a lot to catch up ..

Oh .. back to myAudioSpa.COM .. it is a project on developing an audio CD for Children Development .. .. and yes there is a blog there too ..

4) Cyclog 1.0 :: Here I am trying to fix up a blog on all bike related stuff .. well .. trying to making a fun site .. and eventually into a fund-raising channel .. not for myself (or should I?? ) .. but really for BikeAid Singapore.

While this may have not monetary value at teh end of the day .. month .. year .. eons .. well it is really a pet project that I'll like to keep .. really an online dairy .. an online album .. a watever ..

Also a good testing ground for some of the blogging tools ..

Yeap .. that's abt it .. got to go ..

Useless Animal Facts .. if these are true .. I wouldn't being an animal !!

2005-11-08T01:57:00.000+08:00

"A pig's orgasm lasts half an hour."
"Lions can mate over 50 times a day."

Well if I can screw like an lion and or-gas like a pig .. sheessh .. 24 hours a day ain't enough!!!

"If you scaled up a barnacle to human size, its penis would measure the height of Nelson's column!!"
Hummm .. .. so will there be a "Barnacle Potion" to substitute the infamous Viagra and our neighbour's prized Tungkat Ali .. ..

The female black widow spider mates with up to 25 partners a day, eating the male afterwards.

Well .. many in Geylang can also mate 25 partners/night and swallow afterwards ..

It only takes monkeys 10 seconds to mate!

Was that why Durai was paid peanuts

Bankruptcy Hits record High!!

2005-11-04T16:43:00.000+08:00

Well .. the truth .. despite society's perception .. ain't really too bad a thing. Less that $500,000 .. endure 3 Yrs .. don't do something stupid .. you're off the hook!! No wonder some credit card issuers are reluctant to leash out the Bankruptcy status ..

Another ironic thing .. You'll need SGD 1,600 to declare bankrupt!! Either the Credit Card Bankrupt you and they pay .. or you foot it yourself .. Kind of crappy right? If I can easily fork out that sum .. do you think I m at the verge of it?? If I m almost bankrupt .. do you think I can come out with the $$

.. then .. again .. as a rule of thumb of surviving in Singapore .. DON'T Question the Gahmen

Damn .. I took another look .. ..

2005-11-04T04:29:00.000+08:00

Yes .. heard the police are here .. I took another look .. it is indeed a body .. not a drunk lying on the floor ..

FRIG .. now I am hearing someone puking downstairs!! URrrrgghh .. .. I do not wanna imagine things .. but goosshh!!

And my phone just rang .. it was the investigator from the Central Police .. am I not glad they did not ask me go downstair for an interview .. I swear I'll be one puking too .. ..

Still .. the comotion goes on .. fuck .. this is really damn sick ..

Ok .. I'm gonna plug in my headphones to the radio to stop hearing the sound of the puking guy .. and to stop thinking about that ..

Another one bites the dust!!

2005-11-04T04:18:00.000+08:00

Damn ..

I should have fucking just slept 30 mins ago!!
I should have minded my own damn bloody business!!
I should have been listening to the damn bloody radio!!

Frig!! It was raining .. I am awake .. I heard a loud Boom I looked out of the window ..

DAMN

Another one bites the dust!
Another suicide in Chinatown .. Smith Street ..

This is really gross .. Can't seemed to see the head .. only the body .. .. trust me .. this is really friggin me out ..

I've not been blogging actively for a while .. and now that I've just started .. gosh .. gotta blog on such a topic .. honestly .. I am a lil too frigged out to sleep .. yah .. i know .. I may seemed like a tough nut .. but .. damn .. seeing a dead body is not exactly for the faint of heart ..

Grrrrrrhhhhhhh.h.h.h

Just when u htink you''ve got a Shitty Job .. ..

2005-11-02T01:23:00.000+08:00

There's a list of Worst Jobs in Britain after the Romans left in AD 500s .. sure brighten my day up .. my work ain't half that shitty anymore ..

A .. .. moving site

2005-11-02T00:05:00.000+08:00

This is a moving site .. it is an Online Memorial Wall for Children who die of SID (Sudden Infant Death) Syndrome.

Well I often intend for my blog to be of lighter stuff .. but this site really caught my attention .. so .. well .. uurhh .. just take a look lah .. and if it ain't too much to ask of .. offer a lil' prayer too ..

Moulin Huge

2005-10-30T00:26:00.000+08:00

Was clearing the all the bovine excrement in my Hard-disk when I found a friggin funny parody called the Moulin Huge .. Trust me .. it is HUGE!!

Subliminal Messages in Pop ??

2005-10-29T12:30:00.000+08:00

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/queen.php

Dream Camera :: Kyocera M400R

2005-10-03T00:34:00.000+08:00

Was chking out Harvey Norman at Funan .. looking out for Canon Powershot A520 .. but was out of stock .. the salesman there virtually sold me on this Kyocera M400R

Hern Mei !!

10X optical Zoom
Free 512MB SD Card ..

Too bad .. payday not here yet ..

A lil old model .. but the functions at that price .. geesh .. I'll probably sell my SLR to get that siah .. since it can do wat my SLR can at only a fraction of the weight .. perfect for my rides ..

Let me strike Toto or 4D leh .. ..

CELEBRITIES ON THE TOILET

2005-10-02T14:45:00.000+08:00

Following some links on Mr Brown's post on bad logo designs .. somehow ended up at a interesting site of bovine excrement .. see bey gay yen .. especially their challenge on "Celebrities in toilets" ..

Fucking funny man .. some sample ::

P2P software are safe guarding themselves

2005-10-02T13:41:00.000+08:00

Was trying to download Limewire and I got to see this interesting "cover-backside" statement ..

A great deal of copyrighted material is available on file sharing networks.

Please be aware that many files are not legal to share or
download. Please do not download LimeWire software if you intend to use
it for illegal purposes.

It's like putting up a sign in Geylang saying ::

There are a hell lot of illegal whores in Geylang .. ie they do not meet the stringent ISO 9001 standards of their industry.

They may be prettier, hornier, and bustier! BUT .. still they are illegal and do not pay taxes to the Government who has legalised and sanitised the prostitutes in all brothels that bear the Singapore Service Class Logo.

The goverment cannot guarantee the cleaniless of unauthorised brothels and if your purpose of visiting Geylang is to patronise those, I think you are not welcomed .. .. nonetheless .. you may visit the Beef Hor-Fun Stall opposite .. look out for the one with the "Uniquely Singapore" Logo for authenticity ..

Friggin Cool Videos

2005-10-01T04:41:00.000+08:00

Community Project .. sponsored by Oakley and Red Bull .. .. got to know about this from James Torio .. a New York art director/designer .. from which there is also another mention of a biking video by Puma linked from Influx Insights .. trust me .. the video looks fucking COOL .. Hern Mei !!

You can actually clik the following pic ::

Tanjong Piai Trip

2005-09-11T19:31:00.000+08:00

Just woke up from a nap after a trip to Tanjong Piai .. Chow Tar-ed .. Gotta to rush for Beng Lin's Wedding now .. I am not glad that Chinese Weeding dinners onl starts at 8~8:30pm .. bad habit .. but watta fuck .. I got my nap .. my shower .. my post .. who cares ..

May the Singapore Tourism Board can put this in their "Uniquely Singapore" Campaign ..

Before I go .. Some of the fotos can be found at ::
http://www.flickr.com/photos/kappocino/

Anyway m thinking of setting a blog dedicated to all my cycling trips. .. .. will come back with more after I m back from the wedding .. .. .. and damn .. tomorrow will be Steve's & Chris' Wedding .. wah liao .. pwee liao ..

Bad News for P2P Users

2005-09-04T23:21:00.000+08:00

Time to kiss another Mis-used Technology good bye

The US Supreme court ruled last month that companies that provide file-sharing software are liable for the actions of those who utilize the service to download copyrighted files.

That will mean things like Limewire, Morpheaus, Kazaa .. etc will soon be a thing of legend ..

The Best Car Wash ..

2005-09-03T17:29:00.000+08:00

This is definitely the best car wash service I've seen. Time to get your cars .. diiiirty ..

Disgusting Singaporean #001

2005-09-03T16:14:00.000+08:00

Ok .. I had wanted to post this up for the longest time .. but being down with illness was the surest way of disrupting all plans.

So .. there was this day that I was on my way to Jurong to get my Laptop fixed. And Damn! I found myself sitting beside a disgusting lump! As you can clearly see in the picture the pleasure this lump is deriving from digging his ear .. IN THE MRT!!

To hell there ain't nothing wrong with digging ones' ears .. but .. in a MRT .. I am not hesitating on putting this pict up as it is obvious that this guy doesn't mind a bit.

And cotton-budding his ain't all .. is just the GRAND FINALE!!
He was actually ::

Drinking "Axe" Brand Medicated Oil
Cotton-budding his nostrils *ouch*

which sadly I missed .. gossh .. gruesome ..

The only redeeming grace he had was that he did not little the train but .. as a law abiding citizen .. put the soiled cotton buds back into a plastic bag .. the same on he took the buds out from ..

Uurrh .. just decided that this may be an interesting topic that I may wanna post abt in the future .. btw .. I've uploaded the pix in Flickr under the tag "disgustingsingaporean"

3 Chicks I'd love to date !!

2005-09-01T22:05:00.000+08:00

Why?? Find out Here

My Dream Phone

2005-08-31T01:47:00.000+08:00

Samsung i300

Beat this ::

3 GB HDD
Windows Mobile OS
Stereo speakers
3D sound
1.3 megapixel camera
Extended storage w/ micro-SD card
Bluetooth
IrDA
USB 2.0

I've started an account in TextAmerica.com

2005-08-31T00:29:00.000+08:00

Some Reasons why I did ..

1)

2)

3)

4)

LOL .. Wat's new from a frog like me .. ..

Cool Ads

2005-08-28T00:48:00.000+08:00

Saw some cool ads ::

1) U think u can elope wif daddy's Cadillac?
2) If your buddy's not joining you for the next football game .. think again
3) So just how hot Tasbasco is .. Real Hot

More available at http://www.ifilm.com/

PERTH :: The Movie

2005-08-27T22:23:00.000+08:00

Was forwarded this email by my friend, Peiyun.

Dear friends, family, and community,

This is a request or reminder if you may, to go watch the Singapore film, 'PERTH' currently playing at the cinemas.

Shaw is our distributor, and PERTH is playing at Lido, Balestier, Century Mall, and at GV Plaza and Yishun 10.

Since our release, we have received great reviews in LIFE!, Today, Newpaper, Zaobao and Shin Min. do check it out. website is here www.perth-the-movie.com

Being an independent movie, we have to rely on peer-to-peer marketing. So do come and support.

I know many of you have tight schedules, do try to make an effort to watch it within these few days. It may not be in the cinemas for long.

Thank you very much.

Remember - Go watch PERTH - the Geyland Massacre now.

Juan Foo
Producer

Coincidentally I was reading about a review on this movie just now on IS-Magazine. Well with Lim Kay Tong as the Lead Actor, I believe it will be someting worth watching, so I decided to chk out the trailer . REALLY GOOD.

How to use the Blogger for MS Word ~ Mini Tutorial

2005-08-27T01:18:00.000+08:00

Ok .. This mini-tutorial assumes a few things ::

You know how to use MS Word.

You have downloaded and installed a programme before

You got internet connection

Should you fail to fulfill any of the above criteria (even just 1) .. Sorry .. this tutorial ain't for you! .. In fact, I don't think you should even consider blogging! Seriously.

Should you have any questions on using Blogger.COM, pls read THIS

Ok .. I'll skip all the crap and assumed that you've downloaded and installed the programme.

1) You'll see the Blogger for Word (B4W) Toolbar

2) Click on the "Blogger Setting" Button, and you will see a screen that will ask for your "Username" and "Password". Fill that up and U'r ready to go ..

If you do not already have a Blogger.COM account, you may also register it thru' the splash-screen.

3) Ok .. I am a bit of a sadist .. I'm trying to test a lil extremistically this new programme. So I am testing these following ::

i) Bolding, Underlining, Italising the text
ii) Changing the Colour of the test
iii) Inserting a pict

4) After you've clicked on the "Publish" button on the toolbar, you will see a screen asking for the title of the post and the blog you wanna post in.

5) This is the 1st bite of reality. The pict cannot be uploaded this way.

What a pity!!

6) Finally. The comparison.

The Bold, Italic, Underline did work as expected.
The Font-color property was over-ruled by the CSS of the template
Picture .. well just appeared as (image placeholder)

This is a 1st Test of Blogger for MS Word

2005-08-27T01:03:00.000+08:00

This is a 1st Test of using Blogger for Word.

If you can see this it means that the plugin is working fine!

NO MORE Excuses you Technophobes!!

BLOG NOW

(image placeholder)

Red-hair fairy Stefanie Sun on HK beach

2005-08-25T14:11:00.000+08:00

Hmmm .. that gives us a good reason to jio Dennis out

NABEH !! Almost strike 4D

2005-08-25T02:43:00.000+08:00

The KAPPOCINO Banner

2005-08-24T02:28:00.000+08:00

Okie Doodie .. It's been a while since I've posted the Banner and if you are wondering why and how .. read on

Why Kappocino ::
Well .. 10 Years ago .. somewhere in Changi .. BMT .. I got the nickname Frog .. by my sergeant who is obviously jealous of my cute looks .. ;)

So Frog = Kappo (Hokkien .. in case you are from another part of the planet)

Then 1 fate night in NeoPharoah's (where I was waitering with Wonger and Jaw) .. inspired by the Titanic and the equally good looking Leonardo DiCaprio .. Jaw started calling Leonardo De Kappo-Cino .. (locals who cannot speak ang-moh properly were calling him Leonardo DiCuppacino) .. and hey .. that sounds cool .. REALLY COOL .. that's how I adopted that nick.

That is also compounded by the fact that froggy is an impossible-to-get user id.

Then one day while I was smoking at the stairway, the idea of creating a of a frog in a cup of cuppa dawned upon me. Rest is history.

So now .. the creation ::

1) Finding the right picture in Google.com. This took me quite a while as the posture of the frog and the angle the pict was taken does matter a great deal.

2) A no-brainer. Find a decent pict of a Cuppa .. this I got it in Flickr. Can't remember her name but it is in one of my older post.

3) Next open them up in my favourite Photoshop

4) As the Age-Old Wisdom says,"Backup your work!" The 1st thing I did was to make duplicates of the pix in PS before any edit starts

5) the next thing will be to rotate the frog to a more appropriate angle and superimpose it to the Cuppa pict.

Then .. Start Editing

6) The tricky part is to edit the frog that part of it is in the cup and part is out. Thus, I've gotta adjust the trasparncy of the layer to make minor editing to the edges.

Not too difficult though.

Other things to take note of will be the Shadows and the overall brightness and sharpness of the Cuppa. These are a little difficult to explain .. and at 3:05AM .. explain it?? Fuckit!!

7) Tadaa!!

Ooucchhh!!!

2005-08-24T02:08:00.000+08:00

Ooucchhh!!!
Originally uploaded by kappocino.

Bit my friggin tongue while chewing gum .. ..

I swear it has got nothing to do with the previous post ..

Mastering the Male Orgasm

2005-08-24T01:12:00.000+08:00

Ok .. Don't ask why am I blogging this!

I am bored. Bored of look for too much official and work related info online. Don't assume that this is my pre-masturbatory research .. where got time!!

So just enjoy this article from WebMD.

Hey at least I am doing u a favor by not blogging on some "Yin Du Shen You" (Indian Holy Oil) !!

2 Important Tip ::
1) There's a lot more to it than thrusting
2) Some women don't have orgasms though vaginal intercourse. Only clitoral stimulation does it for them.

So sit back relax and do what you need to do ..

New Singapore Dollar Bill

2005-08-21T01:39:00.000+08:00

Saw this very Kay Yen joke on a NS boy's blog ..

OMG .. Xia Xue is from RV!!

2005-08-14T22:49:00.000+08:00

Chk her out in those .. uuhmm .. school uniform

Now we can start worshipping the ground she is Multiplying on ..

This is a very cool Auction Item in Ebay ..

2005-08-14T17:21:00.000+08:00

Found this bid at BizarreBids.com

eBay: Do you have what it takes to make it home with me? (item 5604690408 end time Aug-16-05 17:21:59 PDT)

Well you can make home with her for USD 20.50 (current price) .. Go on guys .. hit it!! But be warned .. she is one hot witty chick .. so watch wat questions u shoot her ..

Really Cool Flash

2005-08-13T19:14:00.000+08:00

Was checking out on some court room tussle where Microsoftee is trying to grab a bite on the Apple's iPods.

.. .. Saw a really cool flash at Techweb ..

Initially there appears to be a lil dogeared page ..

Once you move the mouse over it .. TADAAaaa .. the page flips over ..

The beauty of it all is that the filpped portion actually has a refection of the advert .. real coo dezign ..

Stole a pict of a Cup of Cuppa

2005-08-13T01:41:00.000+08:00

cappucino
Originally uploaded by kinsiekins.

Stole it from Kinsiekins at ::

http://flickr.com/photos/kinsiekins/

Lovely Pix ..

2005-08-12T19:22:00.000+08:00

crisser. poze si ganduri.

2005-08-11T02:44:00.000+08:00

Blog Day 2005??

Is there really such a thing?? Or is a hoax?? Pls help me clarify this ..

If this is real .. I'll put up a banner in my blog ..

Papers form Lima, Peru

2005-08-11T00:31:00.000+08:00

Papers: from Lima, Peru
My 1st encounter of a Peruvian Blog .. That sure make our cheesy "Lian He Wan Bao" and "Sin Ming Ri Bao" look like Archie comics

Voices of Hope. An update from a missionary friend

2005-08-08T14:21:00.000+08:00

Voices of Hope

A old pal of mine is serving in a Missionary in Thailand .. Somewhere really rural .. He is a friend that surely need some commendation.

Vince used to be a wayward kid, with studs on his tongue and can't remember where else .. that is not the point .. the point was there was a time where he was living day-by-day .. getting by .. But somehow .. somethings happened that made him take a better look at life .. and God .. and well after that .. all is history.

V is now a God-fearing man dedicating his life to spread The Word.

Good Luck ol Pal and God Bless ..

Parenting 101

2005-08-08T04:35:00.000+08:00

Ok .. I am not a parent and I am no expert in this topic. So what on earth am I writing about. Let's just say speaking from a point of view from being someone's child. And, unfortunately, I am a god-damned-fucking only child. So what does that mean? Well, it simply means that all the damned bloody attention is on me. Too much of attention!

Parents just gotta understand one thing. That your god-damned-fucking children do grow up! If you fail to understand this, it only leads to one result .. RESENTMENT. Ok .. ok .. I guess resentment is too strong a word .. how about say frustration, pissed off, irritation. .. whatever the word may be, it still boils down to the same sentiments.

Acknowledging the fact that your children do grow up simply means .. LET THEM LIVE THEIR FUCKING LIFE! .. if they still can't think for themselves at this time .. they probably never will! No amount of fucking-nagging is gonna change them! It only pisses them off.

I am a smoker and I do not need 2 old hags to nag everyday at me the very instance they sense the slightest smell of cigarettes. Do they think that I don't fucking know the ills of smoking? Do they think that I was born last week or did I just come back from Jupiter and am not aware of these facts? Maybe they really think so. But .. please .. get a life!! I can easily recite more ills of smoking to them, than they can ever gather. The point is .. if you've told your offsprings 100 times and it still doesn't change a shit .. SHUT THE FUCK UP .. If 100 repititions won't change a thing, 1,000 or even 1,000,000 WON'T!!! I do believe in subconscious programming but for this aspect .. forget it!

Do they think that I do not want to quit? To hell I do! In fact, I've never met many smoker who do not, deep down in them, wanna kick the habit. And those that successful don't are surely not a result of their parents, or some god-damned-bloody-living-being's nagging.

To sum it all up .. the platinum rule of parenting is LEARN TO SHUT THE FUCK UP ..

Dim Sum Dollies

2005-08-07T01:23:00.000+08:00

Dim Sum Dollies is must watch

Just watched this hilarious comedy this afternoon @ the liew lien .. see bey keh yen .. with a barrage of politically incorrect jokes .. this comedy is sure to make u chio kao peng ..

Never knew that Selena is such a funny character .. well .. let's just say that her performances in TCS shows are really LAME .. this S$19 is probably the best S$19 that I've spent in a long time ..

For those you have watched it before .. U SHOULD WATCH AGAIN .. a lot of updates and satirical jokes on the recent events like the NKF saga .. they made it a NSB (National Sperm Bank) story of how they can give you a HAND .. with the donations .. this is just one of the many jokes and I swear that there was a point during the play that my jaws were having cramps from the laughing.

All pictures are courtesy of SISTIC and I am blogging in my own capacity. Nothing mentioned here is on behalf of SISTIC of the NSB. I am also not recieving any hand from NSB, SISTIC or Selena.

2005-08-07T01:14:00.000+08:00

Haloscan commenting and trackback have been added to this blog.

Interesting Blog of everyone else's secret

2005-08-06T03:53:00.000+08:00

Chk out someone else's secrets @ postsecret.blogspot.com

Very interesting Concept .. cool way to create viewership .. love the idea ::

Some Secrets that I like a

All images are property of PostSecret.Blogspot.com ..

Asia Cloned a first Dog

2005-08-04T14:01:00.000+08:00

The Koreans have cloned a first dog called Snuppy

Hmm .. when will they start cloning BITCHES?? Will she be called Slutty??

Well .. woof knows

Screw Damn Yankees

2005-08-04T03:05:00.000+08:00

With all their hypocritical cry for freedom and human rights .. those mother F*#kers can't even clean up their own act!!

I do not speak ill of US citizens .. I've known many great and respectable Americans .. but those lackeys of Bush .. Well .. wat goodness can you expect from George Warmonger Bush's Administration??

Chk this out::
Documents Tell of Brutal Improvisation by GIs

Support the MAKE POVERTY HISTORY Movement

2005-07-31T04:32:00.001+08:00

Put a whiteband on your website, add this code just under the <body> tag:

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19 Ethiopians turn their cameras onto their own lives.

2005-07-31T04:19:00.000+08:00

EthiopiaLives.net : Home

Nineteen Ethiopians turn their cameras onto their own lives and invite you to share their very personal perspectives. From diverse backgrounds and different parts of the country, their photographs give a rare insight into life in Ethiopia now. They will continue to post new photographs regularly until the end of 2005, so please check the site regularly.

T'was a eventful weekend

2005-07-31T01:22:00.000+08:00

Prior to my previous post .. I was at Serangoon Gdn having supper cum dinner .. cum whatever ..

Bumped into another ol pal .. ToadJuice .. and exchanged some info of some other pals blogs .. like FATA's Club Narc blog and Karen's Blog ..

Looked like I've been left out of this blogosphere for too long a time ..

My neighbors just had Sex!!!

2005-07-31T01:19:00.000+08:00

Was smoking at my window .. heheh .. saw my neighbors window closed, curtains pulled (except for the edge which the missed out)

.. suddenly one naked guy (the occupant is a chaboh!!) flashes past the gap .. and got dressed .. hmmm ..

.. kids nowadays really careless .. ..

Good News Smokers!!

2005-07-31T01:06:00.000+08:00

Cigarette too expensive?? No prob! Found this!!

Only S$@2.60

Unfortunately .. only available in some Mama-shop .. I bought mine from the one beside "Chang2 Cheng2 Porridge Store" along New Bridge Road.

Cool Initial-D themed blog

2005-07-29T22:55:00.000+08:00

-eSmunD: "intial "

.. well I guess ppl with a "Mund" in their names are cool

A good (but outdated) Anti-George"Warmonger" Bush's article

2005-07-29T01:52:00.000+08:00

Magic City Morning Star: They All Died in Vain

Yes, some wars are necessary. Vietnam was not; neither is Iraq.
Charles Cutter .. writer of the article.

Update of myself .. .. 28 July 2005

2005-07-28T23:05:00.000+08:00

Ok .. sadly but truly I am guilty of being a friend forgetter .. living in a hustle-bustle, work your fingers to your bones, social-benefitless island .. there is such a tendency to focus on the urgent than the important ..

so since I've got a blog now .. just thought that it might be good to give anyone who knows me have a snap shot my current state of life ..

Let's say I'll start with .. hhmm .. my work *yawn*

WORK ::
I'm currently doing sales. Well .. actual job title :"Regional Marketing Executive". Job-scope: "SALES". Period

The thing I love most (and sometimes least) is the proximity of my workplace. 4-Storeys down the stairs .. 2-minutes walk across the car-park .. 1-Level up with the lift and within 50-steps .. my @ss is on my seat. YES. It is that near. Don't get jealous, coz it was not planned for. It JUST HAPPENS!

In addition, while I am still asleep on my bed, most of my colleagues are trying to catch a nap in the MRT on the bus. Yes .. such a bum .. and DAMN BLOODY PROUD of it.

That aside. Other things I love a lot about this job is the fact that it is a start-up by a few of my friends. Being a start up means ::

No politics (Where got time)
No bureacracy (No 3 mths market research to decide if our forms should use arial or times-roman fonts)
No 1000 pages long rules and regulations to follow (Just do everything legal to bring the $$ in)
Extremely high level of freedom to act on things that matters

And also .. not to leave out the most crucial element of an ideal environment .. COLLEAGUES .. Well most of us are really highly motivated team-players. Unlike, most intensive sales environment, integrity is an important value amongst us. I've been in a D bank and geesh .. you wouldn't believe how unscrupulously some animals can get. Well, I did not say all of them are bad. But, a piece of crap is enough to stink a whole room .. talk about a lump of it ..

Last, but not least, it's gotta be abt the boss. (Gotta include this .. in case my boss reads this post)

Being in the business of selling conferences and workshops, the TOP is really congruent in their emphasise on training .. .. for us. Really. Most companies of our size, will spend their penny on training last. Cos to them .. it is a mentality of hire .. fire .. rehire .. Well, here .. things are just different.

.. Damn .. writen so much and I m still on work?? Ok .. now u can guess how no-life I m .. skip .. skip .. ..

.. Next .. let's talk about Marital Status .. ..

Single
Available
Not Desperate .. but
Always horny.

--The End --
.. haha .. another sign that I m damn friggin no-life ..

.. Leisure ::
Riding .. .. my MTB, I mean .. ..

do some really nice rides to M'sia .. .. some of the pix can be found on my friend's online journal.

To be really honest .. the cycling part is an excuse. The real reason is .. u must haf guessed it .. FOOD .. M'sia is a "food paradise with 1/2 the price" . And some of the best food is found in some of the weirdest places ..

One of my favourite "restaurant" is this van parked along the highway sell the best Lemuang and Rendang. Nap-shot-kari-pok .. it is somewhere between Kota Tinggi or Ulu Tiram.

The other hot-spot is along a slope ( a friggin slope to be exact ) between Kota Tinggi and Mersing .. it is really a pity that I did not have my camera with me for those rides .. or I could have uploaded some .. .. damn .. gotta pepare for next ride and make sure I am fit enough to carry such luxury items like my camera ..

Reading .. no not porno .. porno is not leisure .. it is sheer indulgence

I once thought that reading is over with my finals in NTU .. damn bloody WRONG!! It is only after you start reading that you realise how lil you know .. moving from unconscious incompetency to the level of conscious competency ..

I like reading about personal development books .. fav authors include Dr John C. Maxwell .. Ken Blanchard .. Dale Carnegie .. Robert Kiyo .. well generally that genre of books .. ..

was also trying to pick up Photography once .. but gosh .. see bey gwee .. gotta relak a little on that .. .. ..

and well what else I wanna say .. ok .. betta stop .. getting a lil late liao .. must go and .. do other things ..

Simple wisdoms .. by Miyagi

2005-07-28T22:59:00.000+08:00

Good .. Simple .. yet demystifying .. reason on ::
Why blog?

Another Guiness Record from Singapore .. after the weekend

2005-07-28T03:52:00.000+08:00

Dr William Tan is trying to beat 400+ laps in 24 hours .. This will enter into the Guiness Record .. I am sure he will make it .. having previously rode with him ..

Not sure if this is open to public .. will post if more info is known ..

Venue :: Raffles Institution (Bishan)'s track ..
The event starts Sat, 30 July, 5pm and ends Sun, 31 July, 5pm

Screw Microsoft!!!

2005-07-28T03:33:00.000+08:00

WTF!! Those Micro-fucking-Softees wanna patent everything on earth!!!

See bey doo lan!!

2005-07-27T03:52:00.000+08:00

Self
Originally uploaded by kappocino.

BLOGasia2005

2005-07-27T03:19:00.000+08:00

BLOGasia2005

Ok .. Now I've got arrowed to be blogging on the behalf of my company .. cool .. well still expect to see the same me (without any obsenities) there .. rice bowl at stake ..

it's growing and it's glowing

2005-07-26T00:01:00.000+08:00

Just testing Flickr for the 1st time

Originally uploaded by kappocino.

Friggin Funny Clip

2005-07-25T16:17:00.000+08:00

Chk out this friggin clip

http://www.depict.org/content/films/2003/relationship_over_320.html

Chio Kaw Peng!!!

Cool stuff of the Good of Days of ASCII imagery

2005-07-25T04:09:00.000+08:00

Found this on the blog of Sun Micro's Chief Gaming Officer .. wat a job title .. dunno they got position for a Gaming Manager ornot??

I've found THEM !!

2005-07-24T04:48:00.000+08:00

a2e
I've finally found their blog!!!

My 2 mad dreamer friends fulfilling a dream that many are still dreaming!!!

Pls visit and shower them with some support ;)

http://www.sgblog.com/a2e/mt/

The Great Biking Adventure

2005-07-24T04:43:00.000+08:00

The Great Biking Adventure

A touring cyclist I chanced upon.. too bad she is too faraway for me to invite for Bike Aid 2006

:: contacted ::

2005-07-24T04:18:00.000+08:00

Bumped into Soon Hock and Shin Kong of SJI ..

It is a real coincidence .. Shin Kong stays in Ubi .. Soon Hock stays in CCK .. and me .. .. just happened to be in McDonald's using their free WiFi ..

Managed to bring up a good conversation .. on Mr TT Durex to our common pals in SJI. It is just a pity that my bloody less-than-ideal LG5100T is low on batt .. else would have taken a pic or 2 for memory sake ..

Anyway .. a lil intro to this Soon Hock guy ..

Soon Hock is a swimmer that looks like a ball .. LITERALLY .. very round. The thing I could never forget was that fateful swimming competition day.. all others swimmers looked like .. well .. Swimmers .. with the well sculpted body .. BUT .. in the end .. Soon Hock won by a big lead .. ironic huh!!

1st Things 1st .. Lessons from my NCC days

2005-07-24T03:38:00.000+08:00

Lying on my bed .. my mind just simply wandered to God-knows-where Land. Images just flasehed thru my mind .. Somehow something just flashes passed and I find that it is something I gotta pen it before it gets lost amongst the millions of neurons in the Grey Matter Network.

That will be the days of NCC ( National Cadet Corp ). The days where pride, camadarie, vanity are all rolled into one. Indeed, being the second oldest unit in S'pore is one thing to be proud of. Plus, the tradition of starhed uniforms that can stand on their own, boots shiny enough to comb your hair with. These are things we held dearly to. We sang the loudest, we had horse-shoes nailed to the soles of our boots. All these were really impressive and we guys are sure head-turners where ever we went.

BUT, flambuoyancy aside, there is one problem. We are not winning trophies!

We sure had a way of seeking perfection. Like ::

No crisp on the vanguard-sheets we used for charts
Impeccable entry of data into our record books
Formation-Signs 4-fingers beneathe the seam
Uniforms altered to accentuate our V-Shaped torsos

Huh .. wat else?? My memory is really starting to fail me, but you can't blame me exactly. 15 years of memories unvisited is sure to leave some stuff out.

Anyway, the point is this :: We are doing everything right, but not the right things. These are things that don't matter a nano-bit when it comes to the Best Unit Competition. These are not what the judges wanted. We have climbed hig up the ladder, but the ladder was leaning on the wrong wall.

So what could have been righted? Well, simple ::
Know what the judges wanted and to strive for perfection in those ares!

With all the hours sunk into the Kiwi and starch, how much more could have been achieved should they all be channeled to help pass those tests that will score points? I mean .. will someone remeber the guys with the shiniest boots? Or will history record the team that won the trophy?

This is pretty obvious, huh!

Traditions are meant to assist us in achieving greater heights. It is somethin to leverage on. Something to bind us together. Not something that holds advancement. Not something to be held on blindly. No more the 'good ol days' .. cause yeaterday ended last nite.

Had we but clinged on to the tradition of being winners, rather than 'look-gooders'. So much could have been gotten out of the entire experience.

Well then again, all these could not have made much sense to a teenager back then. Moreover, I really did enjoyed the times we've spent together, the bonds we've forged and the shit that we went thru together.

In fact, I would say that these are the bunch of coolest guys I've known. A bunch of buddies who, parted for 14 years, could still meet up last year without a sense of discomfort and reminisce on those good ol memories.

To sum ( before I end up writing a 1000 words article) just a reminder to myself that ::
1) Work Smart, and work very hard
2) Leverage on good traditions but don't be held back by it

Thanks for all the GOOD OLD TIMES fellow NCCers [SJI '90]

Online Searches

2005-07-21T01:03:00.000+08:00

Damn!! .. It is something so rewarding and yet so frustrating!! Was spending the entire night searching and yet not much results for my project. .. and it is not as though I am a novice in this .. F@#K!!!

With the information overflow, over-rated, over-duplicated, over-searched, over-whatever .. the cyber space is really going crazy!!!

Is there a better way than our dearest google .. God .. show me a vision!!

Why did someone thought of an "Researching Online for Dummies" but no one thought a bloody friggin "Online Reearch for Experts"! .. What .. they think all experts are some omnimous being or wat !!

Grhehehhh!!!

Why Blogging is better than SEX!!

2005-07-15T03:38:00.000+08:00

Hehe .. since somewhat .. someone .. somewhere .. somehow .. is gonna start this crap .. why not me ..

1) No one is gonna comment on the length of your blog
2) You can still blog 5 mins before a marathon
3) You can say that you've had better blogs without risk your life
4) You can do it in the crowded streets
5) You can blog 10 times a day without too much exhaustion
6) It doesn't matter if you are underaged
7) Communal activities are welcomed
8) Looking at other's blogs does constitute an intrusion of privacy
9) You can easily enjoy free feeds of someone else
10) It is usually free

And it all Begins

2005-07-15T02:13:00.000+08:00

1st Post .. a hell lot more to come ..