Useless Animal Facts .. if these are true .. I wouldn't being an animal !!

"A pig's orgasm lasts half an hour."
"Lions can mate over 50 times a day."

Well if I can screw like an lion and or-gas like a pig .. sheessh .. 24 hours a day ain't enough!!!

"If you scaled up a barnacle to human size, its penis would measure the height of Nelson's column!!"
Hummm .. .. so will there be a "Barnacle Potion" to substitute the infamous Viagra and our neighbour's prized Tungkat Ali .. ..

The female black widow spider mates with up to 25 partners a day, eating the male afterwards.

Well .. many in Geylang can also mate 25 partners/night and swallow afterwards ..

It only takes monkeys 10 seconds to mate!

Was that why Durai was paid peanuts